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	<description>You're standing on my foot.</description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a horrible person</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I found out that another of my brothers (I have three of the fuckers) is an alcoholic. The other night he got followed home from the bar by police, paramedics, and firemen&#8230; He got out of his car in front of his house and vomited. They took him to the hospital.
And what did I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://the-escapist.com/blog/?p=84</link>
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		<title>13 Bullets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, that was a crap post. Let&#8217;s try this again&#8230;
Currently, I&#8217;m reading &#8220;13 Bullets&#8221; by David Wellington.
It&#8217;s a charming tale about an old man, and the blood thirsty killers with sharks&#8217; teeth he has hunted for 20 years.
Lisa bought me Vampire Zero on Friday, not realizing that it is part of a series. After reading [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://the-escapist.com/blog/?p=81</link>
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		<title>Semester is almost over.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thank god.
I have the worst case of senioritis ever in recorded history.
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		<link>http://the-escapist.com/blog/?p=79</link>
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		<title>This is a weekend for catching up.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a terrible person when it comes to school lately. I&#8217;m getting behind on a bunch of stuff I need to turn in by the end of the semester (so I have about a week). I also learned  that if I was interested in a position with the university newspaper (not really, but I need [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://the-escapist.com/blog/?p=77</link>
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		<title>Fuck you, Spambots.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll eat your fucking digital hearts!
(I&#8217;ve been getting a ton of spam since my two posts yesterday. I think that&#8217;s a sign that I need to update my list of words that trigger a small electrical shock to the genitals of an actor from a herpes commercial every time I get a comment telling me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://the-escapist.com/blog/?p=75</link>
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		<title>Where have I been?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been distracted. Sorry.
I&#8217;ll try to be better. A bunch of my friends and I recently started a site about the mainstreaming of geekhood. I&#8217;ve made a couple of posts there, and doing that as well as pointed reminders by people that they want to see more new content here have gotten me back to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://the-escapist.com/blog/?p=71</link>
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		<title>Austin, Texas: Fucked.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Austin&#8217;s newpaper, the Statesman, has recently made a big push towards internet content. And that&#8217;s good with the state of the industry currently.
Here&#8217;s a story on one of their blogs that caught my eye today:
The City of Austin is looking at a $30 million budget gap next year, city budget staffers told the City Council [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://the-escapist.com/blog/?p=69</link>
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		<title>Half a Month Until St. Harlequin&#8217;s Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What do YOU plan to do on that wonderful Day of Hate?
I was thinking of setting my neighbor&#8217;s dog on fire.
Subject: [Malks] Saint Harlequin&#8217;s annual rant
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2000 00:35:46 EST     From: &#8220;Saint Harlequin Grimaldi&#8221;
To: malks@thehub.com.au
It&#8217;s that time.  Let&#8217;s talk about love, shall we?
What the hell IS love, anyway? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://the-escapist.com/blog/?p=65</link>
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		<title>I happen to like zombie movies.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The title is a bit of an understatement. I *love* zombie movies.
I love them so much I even watch crap like Zombie Strippers. That&#8217;s right. Zombie. Strippers.
The two zombie movies I just finished were shot in the same style, with much the same premise&#8230; There&#8217;s a zombie outbreak and the survivors are chronicling their struggles. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://the-escapist.com/blog/?p=63</link>
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		<title>Twitter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been compulsively refreshing my Twitter page ever 5 minutes for the better part of 3 days.
I need sleep.
Cant. Stop. Clicking!
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		<link>http://the-escapist.com/blog/?p=61</link>
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